Nineteen Shower Thoughts That You Should Be Thinking Right Now

Miles Morris, Staff Writer

Shower thoughts are an enigma. Who was the first person to have them? How did they know that whatever they thought up was specifically a shower thought? Were they really thinking in the shower, or did they just randomly come up with the name?

Shower thoughts are mind-blowing facts or questions that actually make a lot of sense and hold many truths to them, and yet make no sense at all. The really great thing is that they can either be wise or completely insane. There’s just something about having water fall on your head that makes you think such outlandish ideas, but thank God because I have realized a lot of things about the world. You may have an experience like none other, sending you through a rabbit hole of infinite knowledge.

The internet is packed full of these little isms; just peruse around social media platforms and websites such as Quora or Reddit, and you can find all these concepts and many more. With that being said, here are nineteen shower thoughts that you should be thinking right now.

  1. If Donald Duck never wears pants, then why does he wear a towel when he comes out of the shower?
  2. Clapping is basically you hitting yourself over and over because you like something.
  3. History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.
  4. Why aren’t iPhone chargers called apple juice?
  5. When you say the words “forward” and “back,” your lips move in those directions.
  6. “DO NOT TOUCH” would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
  7. People who are good looking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click bait.
  8. Nothing is on fire; fire is on things (stay woke).
  9. If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth becomes a sandwich.
  10. Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?
  11. Your age is just the number of laps you’ve done around a giant fireball in the center of the universe.
  12. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  13. 7 percent of Americans think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
  14. Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.
  15. Now that cell phones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people in pools again.
  16. Illuminati spelled backwards is itanimulli, which coincidentally will bring you to the government website.
  17. Who was the first ever person to speak, when did they live, and did their family understand them?
  18. If 95 percent of the universe is invisible, then that means that no matter how far humans travel into space, we will only be able to discover up to 5 percent.
  19. Why is Batman one word, Iron Man two words, and Spider-Man hyphenated?And there you have it, nineteen shower thoughts you should be thinking right now.

Disclaimer: you do not need to be in the shower to have these sorts of thoughts.